As winter approaches, I've tossed around the idea of growing a "winter beard." After my wife shot down my "summer 'stache" idea, I figured this was a good middle ground.
To get an idea of what I'd look like with a beard, I turned to a classic facial hair-inspired toy, Wooly Willy. The results are clearly not very flattering. I didn't realize that "winter beard" was synonymous with "rapist beard."
Fortunately, my Mr. Potato Head toy really helped me decide not to have my mouth removed.
I call the third one from the right "Civil War Beard."