Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Thursday, April 3, 2014
|We clocked the pencil case at 0 mph.|
From toys to pins to busts to posters to more toys, Tim’s Jurassic Parlour is a spectacle to behold. I'm not sure exactly what a person's descent into madness looks like, but I'm pretty sure it involves a foam soap dispenser with a dilophosaurus on the top.
Tim even has a pet frog named Nedry, which is adorable in a sort of serial killer kind of way. The only thing the Jurassic Parlour seems to be missing is Jeff Goldblum’s severed head, although I didn’t check his closet so I can’t be sure.
Be sure to visit Tim’s Instagram page during his Dino Giveaway for a chance to win some JP stuff.
Enjoy a few pictures below of the JParlor (more here). Hold onto your butts.
Wednesday, April 2, 2014
The Star Wars figures Kenner released in the 1990’s were the most disturbing event of the decade. In fact, most scholars refer to the failed line of toys as “the 9/11 of the 90’s.” My hatred for them, coupled with my love of the original vintage Kenner line, prompted me to create this series of photos I call “Death to 90’s Star Wars Figures.”
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Scroll down and enjoy the entire Little Creepy Picture Dictionary. I think it’ll really help kids learn their ABCs and help open their eyes to the real world.
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
|"Summer Fun" must be German for "Shitty Day Job."|
I’m totally planning on buying this, along with the upcoming “Hot Tar Roofer" set. Then I’m picking up the “Chinese Sweatshop" playset.
Monday, March 17, 2014
|Teenage Mutant Ninja Garbage Pail Kids|
Friday, March 14, 2014
When my son was born, my brother Mark recorded him (or us) an album of the Mega Man 2 soundtrack as lullabies. Click here if you’re an asshole and haven’t heard it yet. Now, after 10 months, 120,000 plays, and a lot of poo stains (from my son, not my brother), the world has been graced with Mark’s new lullaby rendition of the Mega Man 3 opener. It’s insanely good.
I’m trying to get him to record more Nintendo lullabies, specifically Castlevania, Zelda, and Super Mario 3. Any game you’d want to hear as a lullaby? Leave it in the comments below, and maybe stupid Mark will start recording them instead of doing things like “exercising” or “going out with his girlfriend” or “leaving the house” or whatever the fuck he claims to do during the day.